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pot holed

When a man pulls out of another man and leaves a gaping hole....a pot holed. The man with said pot hole is thought to have been pot holed.
Wow Gary looks like I’ve left a massive gaping pot hole where my penis used to be - you have been pot holed my friend....
by GaryGlitterer December 7, 2020
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Fish in a pot

Derived from the classic Dr. Seuss story 'Cat in the Hat' , a fish in a pot is a killer of fun and joy, one who is stuck up and worrisome in the face of fun, games and adventure.
"You're being a real fish in a pot right now". Trina says to her clingy, overprotective boyfriend who doesn't want her to go out with her friends.
by rheaisqueen October 15, 2020
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Pot of Gold

When one urinates while lying flat on one's back, relating a wee wee rainbow, ending in one's mouth - the pot of gold.
Got so maggot last night I fell over and pot of gold'd myself.
by Captain Numbers 123456789 December 21, 2020
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pot

i boiled pasta in a pot
by uniqueen77 October 6, 2016
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Michigan Pot Hole

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
by Keller319 November 5, 2022
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Flower Pot Faggot

Hollis is a Flower Pot Faggot for going 5-1 while camping on Gun Runner.
by Opossum123 February 11, 2021
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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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