Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals

"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"

by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021

killer pooping

To poop with such ferocity, the results could be absolutely devastating.

Killer pooping is incredibly rare, and only one unfortunate individual has suffered loss of life.

by ExtremeBogom March 18, 2008

Poop Fartious

An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”

Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.

by Known Blanket March 20, 2023

Poop Heaf

Someone or something that is terrible, specifically reffering to females with blond hair named Kelley but not exclusive to only those named Kelley.

WOW you just Poop Heafed that game winning field goal that missed by a mile.

You are a complete Poop Heaf for lying to me

by TheReal WolfPack November 13, 2011

protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.

Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed

by Tree trunks June 24, 2014

poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,

That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion

by JudgeBomb April 20, 2018

Flinging Poop

Extremely mad or angry

"Joe was flinging poop when I told him I crashed his car"

by monkeymagic4 October 18, 2009