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skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one
My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones
by PiManTrips February 28, 2015
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Harry Stone

Harry Stone is a sigma male Cowboys supporter who is the alpha wolf of the pack. He will often howl to prove his dominance towards the other wolves. Harry is
Harry stone is a Alpha Sigma Lone Wolf Cowboys Supporter of the pack.
by The Sigma Editor May 19, 2024
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stone putnam

Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.
person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking
by thebigbadman April 8, 2020
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Stone

Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."
You: I met a Stone last week at the bar.

Friend: How was it?
You: he dropped my baby.
by 1950sNewyorkBox August 13, 2021
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stone

a person who gets sexual from telling people that they play rep soccer and is turned on from soccer balls
person1: want to go to the park
person2: we could play soccer did you know i play rep soccer im a goal keeper our teams the best
person1: i hate you stone
by I_heart_scandurraing69420 August 7, 2022
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soul-stone

verb
1.complete the final task on an agenda to take the soul out of your competition
2. vanquish fairly
“Livvy Dune was once a blonde college gymnast who was incapable of being ignored, but easily replicated; however, now that she is an SI swimsuit model, she has soul-stoned all dupes.”

“Some will argue that LeBron has yet to achieve GOAT status. I, however, argue that he soul-stoned Jordan when he won his third championship with Cleveland.”
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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