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Mama Kitty

The laziest cat you will ever meet. Does not like annoying children, kittens or loud noises. She likes to murder and decapitate baby bunnies in her spare time. And after, take a nice nap on your lap. She has given birth to over 30 kittens. She will remind you of your grandma. She is very bratty and cannot go to sleep without the fireplace on. Will only eat Fancy feast and only drink from her owners vas.
Mama Kitty just murdered another baby bunny!!!

Mama Kitty sleeps on the kitchen counter because she knows she runs this house.
by Sorrynotsorrry625 November 24, 2019
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Mama Kneeland

An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.
Yes Mama Kneeland. Thank you

I submit my life to you Mama Kneeland

All hail Mama Kneeland!
by awkwardcornerkid June 22, 2019
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Yo mama day

It’s a day where the “yo mama” phrase will finally become a day and that day will be ok mother’s day
Ayy yo homie, today is yo mama day.
by CONCO December 3, 2020
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Candy mama

When somone young dates a more mature lady (for that $$)
by Roisin doherty March 7, 2018
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Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016
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Joe mama

A popular internet troll where somebody mentions the name 'Joe' and the other person may ask who joe is and the troller would answer 'Joe mama'. It is supposed to sound like 'your/yo mama'.
Derick: "hey Candice I got a new girlfriend their name is Joe"
Candice: "Who is Joe?"
Derick: "Joe mama"
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

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