Noob

I eat ass

Dude I’m such a noob!

by YeeterTheSkeeter December 3, 2019

Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.

Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.

by Cittycat April 15, 2012

the noob song

A song that was popularized by Jackroo which have been taken down sometime in 2020-2022. It used to be pretty popular in 2018

The noob song was popular in 2018.

by when you bottom text February 19, 2023

Noob

Person who just started playing a video game especially call of duty

Wow Doug is only a level 2 prestige, he is a noob

by Samantha124388 May 2, 2025

noob

a player new to a game or actually just a word to bully someone lol. Hey if you're gonna bully someone, bully ur mirror.

"lol what a noob"

by Iactuallyenglish September 23, 2020

Noob

a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge

Guy 1:"Ha Lol u Noob you have no robux (this was made to inform roblox flexers to stfu)"
Me:" Do you know what Noob is?"
Guy 1:" no"
Me:"Let me teach you something Kid a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge

by RandomNumber June 1, 2018

Noobs

Me

By toaster Nathan Noobs

by A wooden toaster zombie November 13, 2019