paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022

Darling heart

Someone you love above all over, your most beloved.

“Matty is my darling heart. My favourite person and my love.”

by peachdeville November 9, 2021

heart like pikachu

The way you feel when a female ejects air from her genitals straight into you mouth so you can inhale and get high

I heart like pikachu every night

by PIPPOPPIPPOP February 27, 2015

Heart Break

Heart Break is what happens when the one you love so deeply that words cannot begin to explain, returns your affections with answers such as "I'm sorry >~<" or "I like you as a friend" or worst of all "I'm in love with someone else." After this occurs your heart essentially breaks crippling you with a feeling of emptiness and confusion along with thoughts of suicide. This is the strongest feeling in life and is the only one that can be deemed worthy of any tears.

"I spent weeks falling in love with her and I poured my heart, but when it came down to it she said "'I'm sorry >~<'" this left my heart broken."
"That's some serious heart break."

by OneSmartBoy February 6, 2019

lonely hearts day

Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .

happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!

the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.

by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018

Cold hearted ass nigga

A nigga who is cold hearted and doesn't care anymore what happends to him or what society throws at him

Dammm my nigga rob a cold hearted ass nigga now Damm...

by Lil idk January 15, 2023

Conversation Hearts

the most terrible candy imaginable.

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.

by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022