Matthew

They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!

Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..

by HondaReverb August 19, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE

Matthew touches himself to much.

by Rhinothealbino69420 August 20, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.

Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent

by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.

Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew

by Campbell Young August 30, 2020

MatthewTheCashew

He is a pimp with no simp, he is very poggers and will never commit poggerscide, he is a nut but will never nut for a girl he simped on and that is because he doesnt simp.

MatthewTheCashew is Poggers

by JujuGonz September 6, 2020

MatthewTheCashew

MatthewTheCashew is a pimp with no simp, he is very poggers and never will commit poggerscide, even tho he a nut he will never nut for a girl he simped for cause he dont simp

MatthewTheCashew is a very pogger dude

by JujuGonz September 6, 2020

Matthew Booth

Gambling addicted fool.

Matthew Booth, couldn’t write the menu properly because he’s an gambling addicted fool, too busy looking at horse racing.

by BeardedChef September 11, 2020