Rager Math

Math that is clearly incorrect by a far off means of numbers that make you get Forrest Whitaker eye when trying to read it.

When that kid went to the front of the class and wrote on the board 7-2=597.22, I knew he only knew Rager math

by WordJesus December 29, 2020

Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe that a way of thinking which seems right at face value, is actually illogical or irrational, which can typically be seen from someone with an outside perspective.

"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"

by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024

math

a word to scare the frick out of your friends.

Friend: What do those boxes contain?
You: Use math to find out.
Friend: WAIT NOO-

by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024

math

math is math

"math is math!" said bob, violently poking the table.

by golden pootato May 6, 2022

Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Math Mad

In simple words a person that have a strong relationship with the maths, using some math expresions un his phrases

The guy in my class is a math mad, he say to me "son of a binomio" "You are a zeptogram"

by Solidzer0 January 25, 2023