doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

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Matt Wilson

A true American legend some call him Matty Wap. He is lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..

Notable hashtags #WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genius daaaang

by WWMWD June 9, 2018

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Matt

A male with a small dick and a huge ego. He thinks he is hot shit and will drive you insane.

"Matt is so annoying"

by Pongo3030 August 20, 2022

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Matte strong

Matte strong means to be tough and defying.

I'm built for this because I am matte strong

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022

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matt grayson

The name of one of the main characters in my future book. -an author thats gonna become famous.

Matt Grayson is so hot, what.

by idkwhatapseudonym September 4, 2022

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Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

by Factual fate September 12, 2022

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