this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns”

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023

Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022

Machine

A word most commonly used by "toronto mans" meaning gun.

"Yo dawg where's da machine"

by Stickwood Jr March 1, 2022

Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat

Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE

by MrBoar July 26, 2023

Machine

Slang for crack pipe.

(In a circle of crack heads, crettin their next rock) “Hurry up and pass us that there machine our kid.”

by Kravin April 7, 2022

slime machine

(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.

I'm heading to the slime machine.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.

Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.

by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023