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by jiofuouvfuourncioksiuundfu February 27, 2019
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Logan

Logan has a monster shlong the size of king kong.
His arms are bigger than people named Jordan.

Hes too cool for school and screws in the school toilets qith his many girlfriends
this logan kid is so cool, Logan has a monster shlong the size of king kong.
His arms are bigger than people named Jordan.

Hes too cool for school and screws in the school toilets qith his many girlfriends. thats why hes cool
by spicy love handles April 20, 2024
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Logan Calvin

Logan Calvin is the sweetest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. The second he walks in the room his smile lights up the whole place. He always protects the ones he loves and cares about. He will make your heart melt with how much of a gentleman he is. Logan has a great sense of humor and the cutest most contagious laugh. The boy you’re gonna wanna keep in your life forever. Logan is so romantic, dorky and has the best personality you’d ever find in someone.
by Logan Calvin December 2, 2021
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Logan Sargeant

Formula 1 driver for Williams Racing since his rookie year in 2023
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard Logan Sargeant posted something new on Instagram about his latest race result?"

Person 2: "No way dude, show it to me!"
by redbulled June 3, 2024
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Logan

Logan is a genuinely funny guy. He's the life of the party, but don't have the party at your house. When there is alcohol involved your walls may magically get holes punched into them. Logan is pretty short for being a male. He is not racist, but he doesn't like anyone who isn't white. Logan is a keeper.
Tie your shoes super tight Logan is coming to the party.

I'm not racist, I am Logan.
by chchchchldldldld January 23, 2022
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logan

smart, often fast. can make funny jokes. has that one girlfriend that wants to control him. he finally see's after a while and breaks up. he has a beautiful hairstyle and is dog shit at chess. has a horse cock
girl1:omg did you hear girl3broke up with logan?
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
by dolphinpussyjelly October 31, 2021
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Logan Rodriguez

Oh my gosh his SHLONG DONG is just too big. It doesn't fit in his pants he has to get extra extra large pants. All the ladies are in love with his massive SHLONG DONG ,and they always want to come back.
Oh my gosh Logan Rodriguez is back letttttssssss gooooooooo.
by Not Logan Rodriguez March 11, 2022
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