lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.

It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.

by OllyOxen April 20, 2020

Feather licking crocodile

A swear word for cool kids who read Wings of Fire {Dragon}

*Kid walks happily*
*Kid stubbes toe*
"FEATHER LICKING CROCODILE!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!"

by Shirnugget >:D February 21, 2020

double lick-lick

To lick someones ass until they shat

Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!

by jhwjw March 16, 2020

Lick

A lick is a nigga like Kevin

Kevin is a lick ass nigga

by smithNwesson May 3, 2020

Pickle Juice Lick

When an elderly woman puts a cucumber in her anus and gets it wet with her pussy and licks all the pussy juice off of it

I saw a lady do a pickle juice lick in her car yesterday in the Walmart parking lot

by Poop covered pillows May 16, 2020

Licking a sunbather

When the beverage you are consuming has the strong taste of artificial coconut.

Jeez, this selzer is like licking a sunbather

by Mr.PartyPantz May 29, 2020

Vv lick

It is when you’re eating a girl and her private parts

I was teaching class and little Amy walked up to my desk and said can I get a vv lick please

by I’ve July 25, 2020