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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
by stinkypickle May 30, 2018
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Johnson

Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.
Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.

Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh
by cassware October 28, 2023
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Johnson reservoir

Noun:
When the water trap beneath a shower or bath becomes clogged up with a build up of matted rotting hair, skin cells, palm oil, and various bodily secretions. That's a Johnson reservoir.
Johnson reservoir: Oh man, my shower was draining really slowly today, so I had to partially dismantle the piping to clear the blockage. Turns out I had a Johnson reservouir under there!!
by Greased ferret March 4, 2023
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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
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Johnson

A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight
Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers
by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019
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Skibidi Johnson

Skibidi Johnson is Quandale Dingle's father who abandoned him at a young age.
Skibidi Johnson finally came back to Quandale Dingle to goon with him.
by noxyforreal May 11, 2024
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Johnson

A man with no confidence that molest children and young adults
Oh my Johnson you in the kids again
by Nig man March 28, 2021
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