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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023
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Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.
Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!
by Corey Adobeson February 2, 2025
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Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.
I could go for a Johnson right now.
by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024
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carlie johnson

A young nice person with big heart that has lots of lobe and also is a female
Wow i cant believe me and carlie johnson are friends now
by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019
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johnson

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth
by tazee July 12, 2022
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devin damon johnson

"Oh my god I just want to touch him"says every girl he meet with his dark hair and big brown eyes he make all the girls wet, he is also strong and loves a good fight, he's a funny and creative person.
"Devin Damon Johnson" it's the name that means seed of the gods
by Hank brewer November 23, 2021
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Peter Johnson Movies

A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."
Man, the Peter Johnson movies totally stunk! Did the writers even read a single word of the books?
by Leonidas Valdez September 21, 2023
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