Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.

Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!

by B-rellie August 6, 2011

john inman

Is a person who is really fucking amazing has a huge cock. Because of having such a huge cock women love to be around him.

My boyfriend is such a John Inman

by Urben Dictionary December 7, 2017

John Allen

A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.

"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."

by johnnybrav14 October 27, 2020

House of John

Discreet reference to taking a shit or otherwise needing to hit the shitter.

I’ll be about 15 minutes late. I need to driver something to the house of john.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

yeah john!

Something you say when your good mate, John is doing spectacular at a certain activity. You then proclaim (shout and raise one fist in the air)"Yeah John!" To hype up John as well as the rest of your mates. You can also overuse the term and say it occasionally to invoke laughter amongst your mates.

Josh: Did you see that John dropped 14 points against the opposing basketball team?

Trevor: No way bro that was sick, I always knew John was a baller.
Josh: Lets get the whole team over here
*Team gathers*
Josh: Raises one fist in the air and screams at the top of his lungs Yeah John!
After Josh says it the rest of the team says Yeah John and everyone laughs

by Donovan Bee October 31, 2021

John Taylor

John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.

I love how John Taylor is so good with those kids, he is perfect.

by i like explaining people January 29, 2017

Steve-John

1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.

The man steve-johned that girl!
or Shut up before I steve-john you!

by The Steve John August 14, 2009