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jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming
I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her
by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024
mugGet the jerk mustardmug.
John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
mugGet the Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bagmug.

Power jerk

When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.
Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.
by Ntubes7 July 6, 2017
mugGet the Power jerkmug.

shuttle jerk

when a man whips out his penis and asks cookie if he wants punch his ass hole while the man licks his ball sack
hey man wanna shuttle jerk man?, you can invite you friends
by COOKIEEVANJORDANLUCASNICK August 22, 2008
mugGet the shuttle jerkmug.

Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.
by God12231234 March 15, 2024
mugGet the Horror jerkmug.

LTM Jerk

Like you are about to leave and you need to jerk so it’s a ltm jerk like a special event for limited time.
Fuck I’m bouta leave the house I should hit an LTM jerk bouta be a long dog
by poohjad February 22, 2025
mugGet the LTM Jerkmug.

Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
mugGet the Nipple Jerkmug.

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