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Jackson is an...interesting individual. Usually scared of MANY things. Now, he’s nice. He’ll do pretty much anything for you as long as it means that he won’t get punched in the face. He tall, kinda on the strong side, and more or less a nerd. He can say things like “sports? What’s that?”. He doesn’t like any type of sport that involves running or kicking a ball. He still is able to keep fit...vitamins. Wears glasses, has dark hair and eyes, and can most of the time be seen with a whole bottle of sun screen. He’ll say he hates the sun and the best thing for you to say to him is “the sun hates you too”. Does this make you a good person? Pfff...no. Will you have regrets? Of course not! You’ll both laugh it off and be best buds again. Jackson won’t drink...he just won’t do it. Unless of course he’s a “bad boi for life” then I suppose there’s the occasional drink. BUT we’re talking about the NERD Jackson...mr motorcycles and tattoos of his mom is going to have to wait. Anyways, Jackson’s are gentlemen. They’ll hold the door open for you and will do whatever they can to get you to notice them. If you’re friends with a Jackson, copy their homework when you have the chance...they’re always right (please don’t take advice from me...I’m a mistake of a potato). In the end, Jackson is a nerd. A caring, sensitive, good looking, nerd. But always know that Jackson will always have your back...if it means there’s no fighting.
Boy 1) oh hey look it’s jax! Let’s go talk to him...

Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal

Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.

Boy 1 and 2) ...

Random potato) NERD
by Dude29007 September 17, 2018
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.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀
by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018
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Jackson

Jackson is the funniest guy you’ll ever find. He is strong, loving,caring, and also very cute. If it comes down to someone getting bullied or someone pissed him off, your ass is grass. He is OBSESSED with fortnite and baseball. If you like sports and like having a good time then you should go find you one.
Random- DANM did you see that fight that went on with Jhony and Jackson yesterday?

Random- yea me and him are together now he beat Timmy’s ass for me. And he’s so funny! 😂😂
by Tai too 22 September 26, 2018
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Jackson Pelphrey

A jerk who you learn to trust once you become friends and will do anything to help you
That guy is like a Jackson Pelphrey. Get to know him.
by Gay Fag 74 June 3, 2018
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Jackson

Jackson is a sweet lovable boy with a slight temper. His eyes are sapphire blue. He will stand up for his friends and is very loyal. He is a Mormon. He will make a jack ass of you if you try to argue with him. He has HUGE ROCK HARD ABS. A Gwen is best with a Jackson. He is very athletic. He loves soccer.
OMG its jackson. He's so f$%#ing hot.
by Strong Gains For Daze June 4, 2018
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Jackson

A perfect boy who will violently spank his girlfriend. *spank spank* Sometimes she doubts if he even loves her, but by the end of the day... he makes his girlfriend really happy. She just can’t get enough of him.
Person 1: Jackson spanks his thighs on xbox, it’s really funny .
Person 2: Oh yeah, Jackson’s Pearls girlfriend.
by xxpearl June 7, 2018
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