When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
by Ronny Vegas March 01, 2018
When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
by Lingtora August 13, 2024
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
Self-pleasuring in the shower.
by tch0rtle August 12, 2021
One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
by boredom101 March 08, 2024