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Human centipede

A sexual act involving four people, in which a person who is getting fucked is eating the ass of another who is performing oral. Or just a big line of people eating each others ass. Your choice.
1. Becky, who is getting ducked from behind is eating Sally's booty. While that is happening sally is blowing some dude.

2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede
by Therealmrclean September 28, 2017
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Human

A featherless bipod
Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)
by john bron March 22, 2019
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human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017
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Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.
Skinner's noodles is my favorite restaurant. They always put the perfect amount of human skin into their noodles.
by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024
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Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.
by Golden asian December 19, 2014
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mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.
Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!
by Your potato bitch November 10, 2021
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Human fartbox centipede

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).
For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.
by Spudoncus March 21, 2021
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