Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023

human gravy

gravy made of kid batter :D

"Aye yo aye girl swallow my human gravy bihhhh"

by k1l3il September 30, 2021

Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

Arts and Humanities Scholar

Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office

by distress69 September 19, 2018

Free-range-Human

A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.

John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.

by Mittens VanBuren July 31, 2021

Human Dalek

A synonym for Nazi or fascist; someone who believes in their own inherent superiority and wants to exterminate everyone who is not like them due to fear, anger, and hatred of other kinds of people

Instagram comments are full of Human Daleks

by I Like To Define Words July 31, 2024

Human Dictionary

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher

Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.

by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018