Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

The Hood

Doesn’t exist.
People from “the hood” say you don’t need to be a criminal to live there, and here they say that it’s not necessarily a ghetto, so if it isn’t, then what would be making it any different than just any city?

The hood doesn’t exist.

by BOT 1.0 October 4, 2022

Hood Trappin

Having gay sex with other fellow hoodrich brothers while you scream and watch 8th mile on repeat.
This term is most used in Detroit or other cities deeply overrun by hoodrich enthusiasts.

Nah bro, my neighbor hood trapping, he gay ash omm.

by MrHoeProffessor34 November 8, 2022

Hood-cation

When you take a vacation on "the hood"

Don't go anywhere on your vacation & just stay home & the Neighborhood

"What did you do on your vacation?"

"Nothing.. stood home!! Had a Hood-cation"

by J0k3R December 21, 2012

hood chimes

After trash day when the neighbors garbage blows around the street and gets wrapped up on an object and when the wind blows it makes noise.

hey, look in the tree, another trash bag hanging there making noise, those dem hood chimes.

by Lil bigjoe January 11, 2024

hood booger

The kind of mechanic work ya might from a 'rigger'
Example. out of place lamp cord running under-hood .. for WTF? electrical wiring

Those battery cables are definite hood booger...

by bullmtl January 19, 2025

hood proper

Go up with ghetto put it on hood

Its hood proper

by red allday today blue February 11, 2014