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Voldemort that hoe

at the point of male climax he ejaculates on the female's forehead in the shape of a lightning bolt and kills her parents.
Guy 1: hmmm i dont get on with my in laws what shall i do?"

Guy 1's friend: you have to voldemort that hoe dude
by Screaming sausage May 18, 2011
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Sleeper Hoe

A hoe which a baller has on lockdown in case that all his other bitches fall through. A sleeper hoe never has to be activated.
John is happy with Jane but if that bitch do him dirty he always got his sleeper hoe.
by Eyes_of_Argus July 24, 2009
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Hoe Code

Hoe Code or Girl Code is a set of unwritten rules among the female population that associate with how to act or socialize with friends and other women. It is the female counterpart to Bro Code. Both phenomenons have some of the same rules and regulations, but hoe code has some more specific rules about different scenarios. There are dozens of very specific rules and scenarios that are categorized into two big ideas.

1. Being a good friend:
Women friendships are a lot more complicated than male ones. Some rules include:

Never blowing off your friends to hang with a guy (comrades before Chads)

Not dating ex-boyfriends unless given the consent to do so

Not dating current crushes or fairly recent crushes

Having ZERO sexual relations with current boyfriends (includes flirting and sexting)

Rejecting the advances of any friend’s crush

Keeping secrets secret

Eternal support

Consulting friends about buying something/ having a major change in appearance

2. Being a good woman:

Complimenting something about a new woman’s appearance

Constantly watching another woman’s drink when she gets up or isn’t looking

Pretending to be a lady’s girlfriend, friend, sister, etc to shoo off a potential rapist

Giving up a spare pad/ tampon to ANY GIRL OR WOMAN who needs it. No exceptions.

Holding back a girl’s hair if she’s vomiting

Notifying a girl if she’s unknowingly experiencing a wardrobe malfunction
Sally: Chad and I are so happy together. He means the world to me.
Becky: *shamelessly flirts with Chad*
Sally: You fucking broke Hoe Code. Stop fucking with my boyfriend you fugly slut
by Some.Random.Bitch May 17, 2020
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snapchat hoe

A Snapchat hoe is someone who constantly using Snapchat.
Becky is such a fucking Snapchat hoe
by Arbiter3.3 May 27, 2016
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Ratchet Hoe

Girls who be in the club twerking and screaming for no reason. Often yells “period” or “fuck it up
Ratchet Hoe -Look at my bestie twerking on that nigga she fucking it up !
by CharlesJohansan November 4, 2019
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key hoe

A girl who is attracted to a guy only because of the car he drives
hey check out the neard in the BMW M3 and look at his key hoe riding shotgun
by Adam Rogers October 18, 2004
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Hoe train

A group of girls or guys that are acting in a slutty or whorish way and walking around through a crowded area.
Erica's outfit has bought her a one way ticket onto the hoe train walking by.
by realtalk55 April 21, 2011
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