In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.
by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008
Get the Fart Fingermug. I heard Dave fart, I didn't believe that it was a real fart. It sounded like what you get when you put butter in a whoopee cushion. It was a butter fart.
by A member of the Team Cripple January 22, 2008
Get the butter fartmug. A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.
While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.
Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?
Scott: Nothing, I just farted
Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)
Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.
Kevin: Oh...ok
Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?
Scott: Nothing, I just farted
Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)
Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.
Kevin: Oh...ok
by Key-Lime February 15, 2010
Get the Grape fartmug. A vile smell worst than a fart but it comes out your mouth. Smells like a zombie crawled inside your mouth down towards your stomach. Then proceeded to raise all the vile smelling foods you have had in your life and then for 5 months you can't stop burping it.
Warning
Shellfsh can give you fart-burps. Will make you fail an exam and will inflict untold suffering on millions.
Warning
Shellfsh can give you fart-burps. Will make you fail an exam and will inflict untold suffering on millions.
Alex ''hmm these oysters are okay''
Ban '' suggests that we collect the oysters and sea shell fish from the harbour
Alex '' I'll take a few back for my Dad as well...
5 hours later......
vomiting and food poisoning infects all three of us.
Two months later Ban ''My burp really stinks.''
Alex '' smells like a fart but its really a burp''
Ban'' a fart-burp''
Ban '' suggests that we collect the oysters and sea shell fish from the harbour
Alex '' I'll take a few back for my Dad as well...
5 hours later......
vomiting and food poisoning infects all three of us.
Two months later Ban ''My burp really stinks.''
Alex '' smells like a fart but its really a burp''
Ban'' a fart-burp''
by Colesy September 9, 2013
Get the fart-burpmug. A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad
by robin graves February 21, 2004
Get the fart wadmug. by azz77 December 17, 2010
Get the fart arrowmug. definition 1:
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.
definition 2:
When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.
definition 2:
When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.
example 1:
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."
example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."
example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."
by mytchiemitch October 10, 2009
Get the fart worthymug.