Doorman Family

quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:

Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.

Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.

Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.

Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.

by CoffeeCrashedtheFirst December 10, 2024

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i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

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Inner Family Fucking

What you call it when a family member who once or still is married or dating into a family and then has sexual relations with someone else in that family.

“I just found out my grandfather fucked my uncles wife that’s some serious inner family fucking”

by keepwondering December 18, 2024

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Focus on the Family

A Christian hate group that doesn't act at all like Christians. They protest an anti-LGBTQ+ bullying day by supporting the so-called Day of Dialogue. They believe in conversion "therapy" and generally just hate all over LGBTQ+ people. They try to enforce their primitive gender roles and illegalize abortion. They DO make some cool radio shows, though.

Fuck Focus on the Family.

by Shinobi77Gamer January 7, 2025

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Arno family

People who have a name start or end with "Arno", for example: Juharno, Sabarno, Sitarno, Paktarno, Arnold, Arnoyo, Arnoto. These names are commonly found in Indonesia

"Your surname ends with '-arno', are you an Arno family?"

by Bodarno January 9, 2025

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