According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
Get the Ethan de la Cruzmug. The kind of person who strengthens your hopes and hides your fears. The kind of person you read about but didn't think actually, like, existed. The kind of person you pull close and then totally forget about ever letting go.
by JeanieJay November 3, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is perfection. He is that guy that can make you laugh anywhere anytime. When you are together you feel safe, happy and at ease. Talking to him makes you forget all the bad things for a while. Hes is very good at acting not in a theatrical type of way, but in the way he can put on a smile mask to make everyone happy. No matter his feelings.He is the guy that a girl would stay up all night to think about and cry over.Ethan is many things, to many to describe often when u are with him you feel like your on cloud 9. He is the type of guy to listen to everything you have to say and never judge one word. I hope that he will always have someone to listen to his problems so they aren't kept in bottles. Because Ethan. he deserves the world.
by Felicia06.2.0 November 28, 2020
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by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
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Get the Ethan is gaemug. When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.
Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.
by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022
Get the Ethanismmug.