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Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
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Dekkeld el magad

Koznyelvben hasznalatos kifejezesi forma a dekkeld el magad, nem tudom ezt mennyire ismered de ezek szerint eleg tajidegen. Az eldekkeleshez elengedhetetlen a dekk gomb ami igazabol nem szo szerint ertendo tehat fizikai ertelmeben nem letezik (meg) dekk gomb. Tehat a dekk gomb egy abszolut kepzeletbeli tárgy. Dekkeld el magad vagy nyomogasd meg a dekk gombot kifejezeseket abban az esetbem hasznaljauk ha egy adott szituációban beszelgeto partnerünk fele nem. Tetszest fejezunk ki
Vagy egy olyan esetben hasznaljuk mint pl : setalsz a deakon mogotted egy tarsasag okoskodik a csajozasrol te hallod de nem. Ertesz vele egyet vagy nagykepunek talalod akkor a levegobe eleresztesz egy na nyomogassatok be inkabb a dekk gombot
X:az a wcs neni egy szar eletu
Y: (en birom a wcs nenit) najolvan akkor dekkeld el magad
by Sancikaka October 3, 2020
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El Shafto

The term used or a name give when a friend Struggles with females or female intercourse.
Look “el shafto” nae pumping again tonight
by El Shafter October 7, 2020
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Fury of El Dorado

Is when two guys are having sex with a woman and then accidentally start urinating on her
She really saw the Fury of El Dorado last night if you know what I mean.
by GTrainK October 14, 2020
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els

a sweet kind spirit person , but when you least expect she will kill you with a harsh comment.
( literally coming from out of nowhere)
when losing a game with her son ;" I hope you marry a bitch when you grow up."
also known as:" doing a els'ke
by legooooo's October 18, 2020
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els

a sweet and gentle person, but when you least expect it , she or he will hit you with a harh comment coming from out of left field....
when losing a game with her son ;" I hope you marry a bitch when you grow up."
also known as:" doing a els'ke
by legooooo's October 18, 2020
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El Monko

A slang term for the fluid excreted during ejaculation.
It took her five minutes to lick all the El Monko out of his arse.
by Guy Trenchman September 5, 2003
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