canadian cupholder

The act of licking between someones buttcheeks.

The act of someones tounge inbetween your buttcheeks.

Taz gave Ben a canadian cupholder.

by sallybayy January 20, 2009

Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

Canadian

A lumberjack who apologises for everything

Man: ‘drops phone’ Canadian: Sorry eh?

by EA big rob June 8, 2020

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.

She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

Canadians

what you get when you put french people in the woods

what a bunch of canadians

by Paul_Walkers_Scrotum7613 August 24, 2019

Canadian Special

The act of pouring maple syrup (room temp or warmed) onto a man’s nutsack and proceeding to do with which the user pleases

Friend 1: “Hey, I heard you guys used my maple syrup”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”

by Nutblaster69069 February 2, 2025