Wake and Cake

Derived from "wake and bake" its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. After a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are prone to wake up in a drowsy state. Wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.

J: "Yo man......wake up.....I got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?"

C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"

J: "I know"

C: "Break it out!!!!!"

by MANNYC813 June 30, 2009

loser cake

A stupid person who eats stale birthday cake.

Sally is such a loser cake, look at what she's eating for lunch.

by Morgan Fillmore May 2, 2008

Bake a cake

“Bake a cake” refers to a sexual favor to ones spouse.

Michelle you have to do something, why don’t you bake a cake.

by ur2nice2b October 17, 2012

johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.

"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"

by Marshall Bananna May 23, 2006

Baking a Cake

When you mix cocaine, baking soda, and a little bit of water on a piece of tin foil. Then you spread the mixture out on the foil. You let it dry then you use a lighter underneith the foil to make the mixture burn and then you suck the smoke up with a gutted out pen.

I going to go bake a cake. I just got done baking a cake.

by Matty1337 October 26, 2006

Zebra cake

Sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period.

Cindy got a zebra cake--she slept with her ex-boyfriend this morning and hooked up with that guy from the bar last night.

by antdizzle389 August 29, 2009

Cake Bake

phrase meaning a surprise or ass whooping someone has coming!

a Set up

ex.1-Yea she stole my ring but I got a "cake bake" for that hoe

ex.2- when he get home I got a "cake bake" for that azz

ex.3- them Goons gone cake bake that nigga

by Ms. Oak Cliff January 14, 2008