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Californian Coloradan

An individual who has moved from California to Colorado, most likely as a result of the former states crippled economy and/ or the fact that the latter isn't as nearly crowded or environmentally polluted. (Yet) Usually retain their original Californian customs, such as rooting for sports teams such as the Giants and 49ers and voting Democratic in major elections.
Man, I am such a Californian Coloradan. Coors Field aint got nothing on AT&T! Go Giants!
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Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)
"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"

Californian man 

some guy on discord who somehow is correct by his name. he likes communism and he has an obsession with arson but never seems to commit arson
discord user: @Californian man do u actually live in california?
Californian man: yes
Californian man by Californian Man January 21, 2021

Californian disease 

virtue-signaling hypocrites who pander to everything and fetishize minorities.

Usually seen as rich socialists.

They become deluded with liberal ideas and try to make everything political.

For some reason they have this obsession to appear as 'the good guys'.
Some try to be "selfless", but end up losing a lot of money instead.

Usually they're intolerant to different ideas, they're stuck in their own heads, are very arrogant, and think they're morally superior.

The California disease is a mental disease.
Originates from California, as every Californian celebrity will suffer from the Californian disease to a degree.
Man my favorite celebrity suddenly did a 360 with his personality, it's like he became what he ridiculed.

Ah he must've caught the Californian disease, its quite contagious in California.
Californian disease by Rahrsh7 November 1, 2023

Californian Windmill

When a man is having missionary sex with a woman on top of a building and he picks her up and takes her close to the edge. She waves her arms in a circular motion thus simulating a windmill. Preferably done in California.
To spice up his relationship, Greg used the Californian Windmill on his wife.

californiacentric 

Just because California has silicon valley doesn't give you the right to be so californiacentric
californiacentric by symian November 4, 2009

californian english

A type of English, per say, southern California natives use consisting of the words "like", "totally", "so", "ya know", "freakin'", “um”, and "oh my gosh/god/goodness"; the sentences we speak are usually seemingly run-on and often extremely exaggerated for effect. These words are typically accompanied with a hair flip for girls. We pretty much live up to our stereotypes, but that’s okay because Californians are rad <3
girl 1: oh. my. god. did you see that girl with like her fake hair extensions?
girl 2: yeah, oh my gosh, it's soooooooooooo freakin' ugly, like ew, gross, who would ever do that?
girl 1: I know right?! Let’s just go I can’t like handle this anymore
girl 2: yeah, let’s
*simultaneous hair flip from both girls*
^and that, my dears, is californian english