Orange Crush

Shoving a lightbulb in your own or another persons asshole and making it shatter.

"I've been trying new stuff in bed"
"What have you been trying"
"Orange Crush"

by biggs0720 May 18, 2025

Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.

"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 13, 2022

Crush

Someone who you can't keep your mind. Someone (typically) that you know and see often (could also be a celebrity though). You find yourself wondering if they are thinking about you as well and whenever you get a massive you hope it's them, you just want any excuse to talk to them

Me: I hate having a crush on him, he just wants to be friends!!!

by Yolo_motherfuckers June 11, 2022

crush cash

Money kept for the sole aim of impressing or buying stuff for a crush.

'' Get me some tenners,man ''
" Nah,the bills on me are crush cashed."

by colt ace July 4, 2018

Crush

Sounds while biting.

People : Crash crush crash crush, itu tugas lo numpuk.

by Unknown_120 November 25, 2021

Hug your crush day

Go up and ask for a hug

Hug your crush day

Me:Can I have a hug?

Crush:Why?

Me:Bc it’s April 1

by Adorable_Attitude March 31, 2022

The Rush Crush

The cheap rich bastards who cut corners and get people killed

Make sure we check the safety system fully, we would hate to get caught in The Rush Crush and get the company sued

by WRabbit42 June 24, 2023