Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.
Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.
Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.
Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?
Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025
Get the Chode-Blastermug. 
by Chewychodechamper May 12, 2016
Get the chode attackmug. When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
Get the Chunky Chode Syndromemug. The male ejaculation, dispersing of semen. Unloading the holy juice. Known via 90’s rappers as ‘busting a nut’
by Moose86 August 18, 2023
Get the Chodemug. The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.
"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."
by revolade April 9, 2025
Get the chode maxxingmug. by Retunk munk August 22, 2025
Get the Retunkey Chodemug.