Secrets of things that only a true bro would understand and never frown down upon. These secrets are kept between the bro-hood at all costs no matter what. Its a bro thing.
Bro #1: Man I gotta tell you something insane. I accidentally slept with that fat chick last night. I'm gonna be so screwed if my girlfriend finds out.
Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault
Bro #2: Don't worry about it man. Your secrets safe within the bro-vault
by GreenMartian November 5, 2011
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I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights
by baskerville89 November 17, 2011
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Kyle, lover of monster drinks and punching holes in walls.
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Kyle, lover of monster drinks and punching holes in walls.
Trevor, seemingly a textbook bro could not afford a bro-dozer; only owning a S-10, was therefore demoted to bro-adjacent.
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Even though Bob is 1000% straight, he's such a stro bro that he has a crush on King Tuck.
Even though Bob is 1000% straight, he's such a stro bro that he has a crush on King Tuck.
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