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Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.
by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024
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I wanna boyfriend

The feeling where u either want a bf or want to see ur crush
Definition: the feeling of jealousy bc u need a bf (I wanna boyfriend)
Pronounced: ai wa na boi fre nd
by Im A lOnElY kId:( January 13, 2025
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Lily's Boyfriend

Lily's boyfriend is the sweetest and most awesome person ever. He is kind, smart, respectful, honest, trustworthy, cute, responsible, hard-working, handsome. He is the most amazing thing to ever happen to her, and they love each other so much.
Lily's boyfriend is so great, she is so lucky.
by LilyLovesSam February 19, 2025
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Lily's Boyfriend

Lily's boyfriend is the sweetest, most awesome person ever. He is cute, funny, smart, respectful, trustworthy, super sweet, handsome, and all together amazing. She loves him so much, and the feeling is anything but mutual.
"Lily's boyfriend is great, she is so lucky to have him".

"I wish I had a boyfriend like "Lily's boyfriend"
by LilyLovesSam February 20, 2025
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ara's boyfriend

A curious, driven guy who’s always juggling a million things..from drafting legal documents to building horror games to budgeting every Rupiah with weird excitement. He wakes up early, works hard, overthinks everything, and somehow still makes time to be thoughtful and sweet.

He dreams big (like becoming a Prosecutor/Judge big), but never forgets the little stuff.. like reminding his girlfriend she’s loved even when life gets busy. Smart, funny, kinda chaotic, and always planning something. The type of guy who’ll talk about law one second and ask you what makes life worth living the next.

If you know him, you know he’s one of a kind. If you don’t, you’re missing out.
Stop looking for red flags, girl. Just find yourself an ara's boyfriend : like the one who meal preps, files trademarks, and still sends you voice notes at 11 PM saying he misses you.
by GuardianOfAngel July 19, 2025
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Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend

I could have made that story so much better and he has the best power so now I have to talk about him even though I don't necessarily want to...

Hym "Wouldn't it be better if Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend was really the villain? He's obsessed with Superboy so he resolves to augment the red kryptonite he finds one day and turns it pink in a lab accident that results in him becoming both tangible and intangible.
Then he uses the pink kryptonite to turn superboy gay and get superboy to molest his butthole. But Superman thinks something is amiss. He found himself suspiciously horny around that gay dude. So he enlists Batman to follow him. Who is this tangible/intangible gay man and why have they never heard of someone with such an overwhelming power? So they investigate and the truth is revealed but WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY DO AGAINST SOMEONE WHO IS NOT TANGIBLE!? So they are left to fight superboy to try and get him away from the pink kryptonite but OH NO! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend doesn't have to deal with molecular entanglement! Molecules that aren't his are displaced when he becomes tangible! Even the Kryptonian's hyper-dense molecular structure isn't safe from molecular displacement! It's ok! Batman called a friend 30 minutes ago. Barry Allen comes flying in 'Sorry I'm late!' Barry can ALSO pass through solid objects and is able to vibrate hus molecules so that Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend can't permeate through Barry's body! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend is defeated! Superboy is traumatized from being used and molested! Bring him some whores to spite Hym! That'll make it all better!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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National ask your friend to be your boyfriend

Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.
”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025
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