boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

cloner boner

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources

I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner

by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013

itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.

Man, I have an itchy boner.

by Illydex March 26, 2019

Eat boner

An insult so godly it has no meaning other then your own interpretation. If you have ever eaten boner (sucked penis) you are not allowed to use this phrase

Jeff says “fuck off your trash”

Jack says “ eat boner”

Jeff has no other comeback

by Dnelly-Clovis October 1, 2021

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after party. Everybody started going nuts

by A-FERRRRR October 4, 2011