bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 1, 2005

beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.

I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

shitty beats

The response to an unfortunate or disappointing comment.

Comment: "I can't get a pooberry because I'm not an awesome Canadian like you!"
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."

by kaybee3888 February 7, 2008

bang'n beats

a realy good song

" that new Shy calr cd has bang'n beats'

by michael bulmer September 5, 2003

beat the block

When people don’t fwu n want beef but you want them to get out yo face cus it irrelevant to you.

Person 1: you’re annoying af blah blah

Person 2: beat the block...

by Supasoaker20 March 24, 2021

Beat and delete

The name of a song created by a well know man called Prosper, his song is all about dropping your skeng and instead shagging fat malts and leaving them. He also talks about how good Nando’s is (probably enjoys the extra hot butterfly chicken).
Since beat and delete was released, knife crime in south east England has dropped by 99.9%. However, teenage pregnancy’s have risen by 500%. If it wasn’t for fortnite protecting all the little virgins in the world from having sex, scientists have predicted that teenage pregnancies could have risen by 69420%.

Jamal- hey, do you want to go shank some yutes
Prosper- nah cuz I would rather beat my meat, jeet and skeet

Jamal- that sounds like a great idea! Let’s beat and delete together

by Prospers no.1 idle October 18, 2019

Hobo beat-down

A vicious beating often using a hammer, pipe, chain or bat. Made popular by the movie Emperor of the North starring Earnest Borgnine as “Shack”.

My buddy and I had to administer the hobo beat-down to a couple of bikers that refused to pay up after they lost at pool.

by cough-it-up July 19, 2009