Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

Penis Man

trash at deceit, Konnor

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly

by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

Incognito Man

A term for a degenerate who is an incel nerd cross-breed. This term originates from the man who appears on the incognito tab. He is shown to wear glasses( making him a nerd), he also wears a fedora and watches lots of porn( making him an incel).

Girl 1 "This one guy offered to do my math homework for a picture of my tits and when I said no he said a chad would rape me"
Girl 2 "That wasn't a guy it was an Incognito Man"

by Mai Ting Long April 24, 2020

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019

Man straw

Where a girl sucks off your full, hard, cum filled cock, essentially drinking your man essence through a straw, that wipes you out.

There's something about a lady who wants to suck off your essence through your man straw that makes you just want to jam her head into you even harder and never let go.

by Man strawman. August 21, 2013

Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.

“You’re a baobab”
“Fuck off zygote man”

by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019