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Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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bacon snatchers

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.
The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.
by bamagirls September 22, 2014
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Baconator

A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.
Oh my God, did you hear the news?... Apparently Baconator had sex with Mia Khalifa 10 times last night! He is my idol!
by Señor Enchilada July 14, 2021
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To Bacon

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.
Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.
by not bacon November 25, 2007
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Bacon

Pretty much the best food out there. If you don't like/eat bacon, I feel bad for you. It's really good. Well., I suppose I'm done here. I'll repeat it for you in case you didn't catch it: BACON IS AMAZING
Human entity: DANG BACON IS GOOD!!
Another being of life: YESSSSSS
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Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob

When a group of primarily male individuals band together to eat fresh hot bacon out of another individual’s asshole in a “bobbing” manner
I signed up for this years annual Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob.

Who wants to do a Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob this weekend!?
by PA Resident #69 August 15, 2025
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Pro Bacon

Pro Bacon is a YouTuber that makes gaming videos and he makes content

he was a furry but then people started on him
he is homophobic he hates gay people

he uses an internet slag when he gets mad or just not happy he uses the -_- and he uses it because he is pissed
guy1 hey Dude did you see Pro Bacon's New Video?
guy2 Not yet I'm busy because im busy
:guy1 -_-
by kdstarpurplexD January 29, 2024
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