April 9th

April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.

Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th

Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches

Me:your single

by Yo-yoballs April 8, 2021

29 april

The sassiest soft boy named Vlad was born this day. He has a great ass

Person: Look at that eye candy

Me: He's born on 29 April

Person: Makes sense

by Artep Urasa May 10, 2020

april 12

National give head to your lover.

"It's april 12, you know what that means!"

"what does it mean?"

"sit back.."

"mmmm"

by koko1724 April 11, 2019

april 2

the day where the rudest people are born

person: bradley is so rude i bet he was born on april 2nd

by thotpatrolforwillne October 22, 2019

April 19

April 19th is national for the boys day. If you have any friends who are girls they can send you Nudes.

Person one: Yo dude did you hear it’s April 19
Person two: Dude I should ask her for nudes today

by MagicMallard April 19, 2020

April 25th

National send some more more nudes day
Today is a day where you have to send some more more nudes

Hey “jenny” today is april 25th and that means its national send more more nudes day which means you have to send even more nudes.

by Big giant willy johnson April 25, 2019

April 27th

People born on this day are most likely a fag

My brother was born on April 27th he is a fag :D

by Dax-_- April 26, 2021