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April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.
Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th

Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches

Me:your single
by Yo-yoballs April 9, 2021
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