National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth

Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day

by Do-or-die January 9, 2024

dominic short

See Jesus Christ.

Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.

by The Crimson Rag June 4, 2021

short caught

When a girl sits on the ground in the shorts so you can see her thighs and buttcheeks. If they sit the other way you their vagina

"Shit man, did you see Jenny!! I totally short caught her!!

by The romancer April 2, 2014

Short King

"Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.

Nicholas is a short king

by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

Purple Shorts

When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.

Robespierre: Off with his pants!

Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!

Robespierre: Now sharpee him!

*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024