by Mike D-O-double-jizzle July 14, 2003
Get the Long Izzle Ice Tizzlemug. Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017
Get the Long Dong Ping Pongmug. by Meme Acount December 12, 2018
Get the Long Christmas Sock Actmug. by lolandabebongs September 15, 2022
Get the There is a snake. A very long snake.mug. 18 months are not 1,5 years y’all, maybe 6... maybe 10, maybe forever so sorry I can’t answer this. But if you really want the answer ask one direction. (Please come back it’s been 6 years and we all miss you so much)
How long are 18 months?
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”
A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”
A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
by 18monthstheysaid May 5, 2021
Get the How long are 18 months?mug. A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021
Get the My foot-long schlongmug. Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018
Get the this ain’t no long dick on a midgetmug.