hung like a lightswitch

Having a very small, short, ying yang.

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.

by Andrew K June 24, 2005

Fuck like Franco

(verb)
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.

Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.

Examples:

1. That movie was the best I've ever seen; it totally fucked like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!

by KevinAndErinFuckLikeFranco January 24, 2009

like none other

In a way which cannot be duplicated by others.

Bruce Lee can do Karate like none other.
I have to pee like none other.
I will kick your ass like none other.
He can smoke weed like none other.

by KenpoSam April 26, 2006

hungry like the wolf

being extremely horny and lusting after women because you haven't gotten any in a long time

Man I haven't gotten any in forever, I'm just hungry like the wolf.

by boxybrown154 March 19, 2009

shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.

MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

by Matt Evening May 25, 2007

Faded Like Yoda

Is an intense euphoric feeling...Especially when you are intoxicated or when you are high off of marijuana.

This Erb is pretty dank,It Got me feeling " Faded Like Yoda ".

by Day2Day1nSociety January 18, 2011

suck like a fox

Spawning from a Simpsons episode where Homer cooks up a scheme to smuggle booze into Springfield during prohibition.
Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious.
See crazy like a fox

Bart: Man Homer, you suck! {At bowling}
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!

by TTM October 16, 2004