Douche Bag

Douche Bags are people who are very disrespectful and somehow manage to think they are "it" when in actuality they are not. They are the bottom of the social chain with their low grooming standards and inconsiderate attitudes and yet they think that they are the upper crust of society walking around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Douche Bag is a great term for anyone who is arrogant. The amount of success for a person does not matter one way or another as long as that person is considerate of other people and not so ignorant.

Douche Bag: I am so much cooler than those people who work at Starbucks with my construction job. I decided I want to grow out my goatee another foot while I get 50 more piercings while I spend 500 more dollars to tatoo my entire back. I'm going to go back to my trailer and add another beer bottle to my 300 other ones on the counter. Yeah I'm better than you college students! You're worthless! I'm bad ass!

by WorkswithDouchebags August 1, 2008

shine bag

A hairless scrotum ie it is so smooth it reflects light ergo shine bag

after the sack wax he achieved the perfect shine bag

by Haggis October 15, 2003

jizz bagged

jizz bagged is being slammed in the ass by bubba the 500 pound black man with the 20 inch wang. In about 15 minutes of this h-core rape your anus will be 5 inches wider and loaded with jizz. Therefore making your anus a jizz bag for a black man's penis

pazer got jizzed bagged by haggard in the back of the local 7-11

by joey lucisano October 14, 2004

jager bag

dip and marinate your balls in jagermeister for a few seconds and then proceed to cram them into a girls mouth while she licks/sucks off all of the jager from your balls.

Much like tea bagging, but with the added enjoyment of jagermeister

by Teremy!! December 20, 2004

Titty Bag

Bra, used by a pimp in one of the Dirty Harry movies before he searches a prostitute's bra for hidden money.

Let's see what you got here in the titty bag.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Roosh Bag

A derogatory term for a Russian or someone of Russian decent. Can also refer to any Eastern European. This word is derived from the terms "ruskie", meaning Russian, and "douche bag".

"Dude, I just watched Eastern Promises and Viggo Mortensen was pretty bad-ass for being a Roosh Bag."
"I'm sick of all these commie Roosh Bags and their perogies."

by Peter Pantload March 12, 2008

cheese bag

1. A bag which contains cheese
2. Or is it a bag MADE of cheese??
3. A derogatory term given to a familiar person making a stupid comment, or action.
4. An affectionate term for a silly friend!

I can't believe you've just said that, you're such a cheese bag!

by Pink Palace October 6, 2006