My B

Don’t make the mistake of thinking this means “my b” as in babe or baby (I’ve made that mistake).. this straight up means my bad

Boy that I liked: “My b I didn’t see your text”
Me thinking this is a pet name: you’re all good bb
Don’t do this ^

by Ggbby March 2, 2021

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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

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Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

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i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

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Don’t pepper my jelly

Slang way of (playfully or seriously) saying “if you keep it up you’re gonna make me upset”
I.E. Don’t test my limits
Don’t piss me off
Don’t add fuel to the fire

A friend is being rude about you having a good time and they keep trying to bring down your vibe by making you angry

“Don’t salt my jam and don’t pepper my jelly”
(Don’t burst my bubble and don't test me”)

“Quit peppering my jelly”
(You’re pissing me off)

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

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