Mind your fucking business

It means to worry about your mother fucking self . And to stay out of other real niggas business

Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business

by Trillwally March 25, 2016

Shit is fucked up and bullshit

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.

Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

by 99Percent October 14, 2011

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.

I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet October 3, 2021

Don't fuck around on me

A phrase you say to a friend or partner when you don't want them to do something they'll regret.

Michelle: I'm going out tonight!
Partner: Don't fuck around on me.
Michelle: Of course I won't.

by fakedrip June 24, 2016

I’ll fucking kill ya

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt

Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya

by Flagsandbags September 15, 2018

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010