dirty mervin

When a man blows his load onto a woman’s anus, then wipes it up with his hand and throws it against her forehead

Alexandra had a splitting headache when Drew decided that the only way to take her mind off it was to give her a Dirty Mervin

by The real manny April 8, 2019

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Dirty martini

When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀

Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious

by Byteasc1 April 8, 2019

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Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.

“Cunt your a fucking dirty apricot”

by Paige the Bogan April 11, 2019

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Dirty Markeé

when a female feeds herself your cum after you’ve creampied her

“What did you and Bella do last night?”
I gave her a dirty Markeé

by ThaEnigmaofDC April 11, 2019

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Dirty pronce

A bit of a wanker used to insult someone who is acting somewhat strange or annoying you

Guy 1-you know when John took my £5

Guy 2-what a fucking dirty pronce

by NonProncer May 20, 2019

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dirty shabrice

Dirty Shabrice is a fat slut. She is someone who eats her own feces and does not care that others know. She takes pride in eating out of the dumpster and playing in mud. Dirty Shabrice is the nastiest woman you will ever meet. She does not believe in using toilet paper or feminine products. In fact, she prefers to wear her blood on her face. She is the nastiest person you will ever meet.

“Yo dirty Shabrice is eating rat shit out the dumpster again.”

by Axxxxasia May 20, 2019

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