Shit

Its when a poop is so massive it gets qualified to become a shit , usally so big that it can be a proportion of yours body mass (about 4%)

I took a massive shit

by imfoihsfjkd April 21, 2022

Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.

Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket

by Macon P. March 4, 2023

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Shit in the cooler

When someone really fucks up

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler

by Bubba Gump Dan October 5, 2019

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012

Dip Shit

Someone who constantly buys the dip, believing they are going to make millions, but ends up going broke. They keep buying the dip, there for they are a dip shit.

Hey man, we should buy GME at 350.00.

Nah bro, let's wait for it to come down to 320 and buy the dip.

To the moon! Diamond hands, baby!

I don't care if they call us dip shits, I'm already shopping for a new Tesla.

by Greggg-Pegs February 14, 2021

3Am shit

3Am is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers. Overthinkers and creative people. We often come up whit straight up shit ideas but since nobody’s awake, nobody can stop us...

Amanda: when did you come up with this weird theory of the earth being upside down?

Me: ah it’s just some 3Am shit

Damon: omg when did you you cover your car in stickers?
Me: ah it’s just 3Am shit

by Josiedafuq July 23, 2019