Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

I know

I played the game. It is me. I'm Verso. Literally. Or someone who thinks they are me. I'm, at the very least, Simon.

Hym "I know! I'm aware."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2025

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

I Hate This Class

1: (NOUN) A class of which you hate.
2: (VERB) The Act of googling "i hate this class" to find results.
Damn, are you really this bored?

"Damn bro, I hate this class."
"I hate this class, I can't wait for dismissal."
"I'm so bored, let's google 'i hate this class.'"

by I hate this class. Kill me. September 14, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"

I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked

by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011