Shit

Literal shit.

Person: i eat shit
Person 2: noice i eat shit 2

by DonutProXx_YT January 6, 2021

2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

FUCKING SHIT

really big poopo shit that a 2 year old would use it as an insult

"Hey, how are you doin today"
"Shut up. you look like a big fucking shit."

by flamingo nah jk January 29, 2022

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

duh shit

Another way of saying “obviously”. Typically used out of pure exasperation with a person/situation.

Your friend: Yo, like... Donald Trump sucks
You: DUH SHIT

by faded&jaded January 31, 2018

surfing shit

What you do right now Is surfing shit

-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit

by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017

shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.

She lost a shit-ton of weight.

by Michael-SC April 12, 2016