National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day

Buy your girlfriend a book.

a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.

"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"

by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022

Your mama

she looks nice

Have you seen that girl? Shes your mama

by BRUHASDASDA`11231231 September 18, 2022

shrivel up your dick

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors

Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.

by bigdickivan September 19, 2022

Your Mom

Your Mom (also "Your Mother") refers to an cosmic, interdimensional, all-powerful entity with the capacity to destroy entire realities in an instant. Not to be mistaken with your biological human mother.

Avengers Assemble. Your Mom is coming to this reality. We need to stop him and save our world.

by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

your*

its used to correct people with good grammar

person 1:you're so stupid
person 2: your*

by person who asked September 19, 2022

Your mom

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh

teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol

by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022